Saturday, June 20, 2009

Promising to update is almost as good as actually updating, right?

So, at long last, UPDATES! (sorry to all of you who were waiting with bated breath for my exalted words)

I'm going to split this into several posts with different subject matter, since there's so much to talk about!

Upcoming posts will concern:
  • Brussels
  • the Opera Garnier (Proust ballet)
  • the Pantheon
  • Sacre Coeur
  • the Moulin Rouge
  • trip to the Loire Valley/Tours
  • Galeries Lafayette
  • Pere Lachaise cemetery
  • fabulous terrace potluck dinner
  • Centre Pompidou
  • my solo adventure to a restaurant around Montparnasse and then to the Musee d'Orsay!

I swear. These upcoming posts WILL HAPPEN.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Whoever heard of an "AZERTY" keyboard?

We went to the Palais de Versailles Tuesday afternoon with the group after our Sorbonne class (it's basically the Disneyland of European tourism--no, the actual Disney Paris park is probably NOT as crowded). It's amazing how easy it is to get around everywhere here--we just hopped on an RER train for 20 minutes and were in Versailles before we knew it.

Versailles is extremely crowded, and you'll hear approximately 8349028402 languages at once. The majestic sights at the chateau's entrance include a spectacular ornamental gilded fence, Asian tourists and 50 tour buses. Inside, it's even more crowded. We waited in line for a while to receive some headphones for our recorded guided tour of the palace (I chickened out and got an English narrator instead of French--plus facile! Plus, the British accent was calming in such chaos).

Versailles basically consists of room after room of 17th-century paintings of important (i.e. pretentious) people and Roman gods, along with gilded everything. The ceilings, walls, fireplaces, windows, doors--EVERYTHING is gold. The tour consists of approximately 20 rooms of this (each one appearing mostly the same as the last but used for a different purpose--a room for war, a room for peace, a room for signing documents, a room where the king waited for people to ask him for favors, etc.). Even the calm English tour guide sounded a little sick of the procession toward the end: "Here is another room, quite similar to the last, where the queen would do something quite similar to what she did back there..."

The Hall of Mirrors IS pretty fabulous, although I felt bad for the 5-year-old French schoolchildren touring the place--just bring the poor kids to the zoo (if it was hard for ME to engage myself in that place, I can't imagine what it must have been like for them)!

There was also a gallery of paintings of wars and battles. The curators had juxtapositioned these with photos from modern wars, which was kind of interesting. I got scolded for taking pictures.

By the time we finished the indoor tour, I was wandering around with only one other guy from my program. The place is so crowded it would have been impossible for us all to stay together. We wandered out to the gardens, which are expansive and amazing--they mainly consist of fountains and carefully crafted shrubbery, but I assure you, they're pretty badass.

Somehow we ran into several other people from Carolina (this was seriously a miracle), and we all walked through the gardens together. Then we got some gelato and sat on the side of a pond, watching people row around it in cute little boats. I really wanted to rent one because that would have been adorable, but we were getting tired and sunburned and wanted to head back to Paris.

The next morning we had class again at the Sorbonne, which is really nice. I feel like I'm in the perfect level--I've seen all the grammar we're studying, but it's good to have a refresher; I haven't taken a language class in a long time in favor of French lit. Also the professor makes us feel comfortable enough to ask questions. I'll have to give a 15-minute presentation on something French at some point during the semester; I wanted to do Simone de Beauvoir (obvi), but another girl snatched her up first, so now I think I'll present on orientalism in 19th-century French art and literature & its connection to the objectification of women. Or something like that.

Arden and I took a leisurely walk in the afternoon since we didn't have class. We went to the Gibert Joseph (basically like a Barnes & Noble, except books are way cheap here!!) and bought some contemporary French novels just for pleasure reading. Then we had our first Monoprix experience (it's a French department store kind of like Target; we had an epic search for face wash and ultimately had to just ask an employee where to find it--Neutrogena = jackpot!). We made our way down to the Seine; I bought a little present for ma mere at one of the stalls along the river. We sat for a while on one of Paris's many bridges and then relaxed in the Tuileries gardens before we made our way back to the Foyer.

This lovely afternoon was followed by our ridiculous reading assignment--over 100 pages of scholarly evaluations of French court culture circa 1680, followed by the world's first super hero narrative (some guy who "rescued" people from their moral inadequacies). There were also some letters by Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson about their perceptions of the French court, which were interesting.

Today we had French class again (shocking!). Afterward we went to the Resto for lunch with Cieran, this Irish guy we met in class. He's a music major from Dublin and has a fabulous accent. It was really funny to compare cultures (and easy since we all speak English)--we chatted about the metric system, big cities, beer, etc. It was a nice time.

Came back to the Foyer, finished my reading/kind of took a nap, and went to culture class, which was long. It's not super boring, but three hours a day is enough for any subject.

We went to a free concert at the Sorbonne this evening. It was a pretty unique genre--Nordic music played by a French viola/classical accordion duo. Only like 10 people showed up aside from us, which was funny. The accordionist was about our age and super gorgeous; I was kind of in love. The group's composer was there as well. He was a tall Finnish guy with long, stringy blond hair that was parted in the center and went all the way to his waist. When he spoke (in English), his Finnish accent made him sound like a robot. I think Scandinavian accents might just do that to you.

We had dinner at a Chinese restaurant on the way home. I ordered chop suey chicken, which I didn't realize was basically a salad with pulled-apart chicken in it...disappointing. Also they charged us 5 euro for a side of fried rice.

Tomorrow we're heading to the Louvre after class--it's free for students from 6-10 on Friday nights (and seeing as we have no social life of which to speak, we have nothing better to do than look at art all evening; I'm psyched!). Saturday morning our train leaves for Brussels at 6:55 a.m., and we're returning to Paris at 11:35 p.m. Sunday evening. It should be a nice trip; our hostel (http://www.chab.be/) & train tickets cost a grand total of only $130 American! We're planning to see the Grand Place, the Manneken de Pis and the Atomium, as well as eat lots of chocolate and waffles and moules-frites (yeah, I'm going to be brave and try the mussels; they're a specialty). We'll probably also have a few Stella Artois ;)

By the way, the Irish guy didn't know the word for "pancakes." Europeans are just so...foreign.

Or maybe I am.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Basketball is apparently a uniquely American sport.

Today classes began, which was kind of unfortunate. There's so much to see and do in Paris that I feel like I won't have nearly enough time to get everywhere I need to--four weeks will only get me acquainted with Paris; I can't imagine how I'll feel spending only a few days in each city when I'm traveling afterward!

I got placed in the advanced level, which is the second highest. That was at first an unwelcome surprise (I assumed I'd be in intermediate) because advanced isn't just grammar but also French literature, and I feel like I need to practice my usage more than I need to explicate Baudelaire. They handed us a hefty "anthologie" of excerpts from works by French authors, but I'm sure we won't get through much of it in only four weeks.

My class is pretty amazing--the professor is a really nice French man who makes you feel at ease, and the students come from everywhere: China, Saudi Arabia, Brazil, Britain, Vietnam, etc. (although most are American, and most are other people from the UNC program). It's interesting that our only truly common language is French.

At the beginning of class we had to introduce ourselves, speaking for about a minute or two. I told everyone my name, country of origin, university (although many of the students in the class are much older than we are & are taking the course without any affiliation with another university) and concentrations of study. Then, because of my fierce Tarheel pride, I felt compelled to inform everyone that our fabulous university won the national championship "pour le basket" this year (amidst some mild cheering from my UNC compatriots). The professor first corrected my incorrect usage of the word "tournament" (should be "tournoi") and then laughed. "You are so American! That is so 'typique'!" he said.

Clearly only Americans get excited about an orange ball, two hoops and Psycho-T.

We completed a dictee at the end of class, which is a classic French assignment in which the professor reads a passage and you have to write down what he says. It's difficult because you have to understand his words vocabulary-wise as well as get the grammar right (especially conjugations). This one wasn't too difficult, though; I only made a few mistakes.

We're not sure if we have homework for tomorrow because we can't quite understand EVERYTHING the professor says :)

We tried to go to the Resto-U for lunch, but it was closed because apparently today is a national holiday, Pentecost (Pentecote). Instead we went to a grocery store and stocked up on some cheaper things to eat (I've probably mentioned that food is ridiculously expensive here on its own; plus the dollar flat-out sucks). I bought a lot of cheese, some oranges, a heat-up pizza (which was far more delicious than frozen American kinds and only cost like 1,50 euro), some peanuts to snack on, yogurt, etc. I got a ton of groceries for like 18 euro. In the U.S. I probably would have spent like $35 on the same amount of food, which was nice.

We all ate our homemade lunches out on the terrace, and I got more sunburned.

We had Costello's first class today, which is THREE HOURS LONG. Luckily it was pretty interesting; we talked about philosophy, and I was into it until I lost interest about 2.25 hours into the class. Pretty good attention span, I'd say.

Tomorrow instead of class we're heading to Versailles for the afternoon, which should be amazing.

Went shopping this evening with a few of the other girls. We went to H&M, Zara (adorable clothes but a little too expensive..especially with the shitty exchange rate), and a few other stores. I bought a cute slouchy blue dress at a store called Stick; it was only 19 euro. It kinda sucks to think uber-carefully about every single purchase, down to the 3-euro panini for lunch, but the exchange rate is so bad and it's unbelievable how EXPENSIVE everything is here. I need to do some budgeting so I don't unknowingly blow through my money--today I took 250 euro out of the ATM, looked online and found that 250 euro = $350 American. Crazy. Thanks for making me super poor by Parisian standards, failing American economy.

Trying to go to Brussels this weekend with Arden! We just need to make sure we can secure a cheap train ride and a hostel; I looked up some trains online for a Friday-Sunday trip but found that the tickets were like $225 each; however, if we leave early Saturday morning it'll be cheaper (like $140), and then we'd pay for only one night in the hostel. Plus, the train ride's only like an hour and a half long--oh, Europe & your tiny countries; you are so convenient.

Bonsoir!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

McDonald's tastes the same in every language.

Just finished my first reading assignment for our class taught by Dr. Costello, which is called "Paris as Spectacle" and (from what I understand so far; we don't start class until tomorrow) examines the ways that the city of Paris creates the identity of France (and that of the French themselves) as well as formulates its perception by outsiders.

The reading was kind of..political philosophy, about the conditions that create national identity & then the difference between memory and history, which was thought-provoking. It was kind of dense, so it took longer to read than I'd expected. I guess it needs to be dense since our class is THREE HOURS LONG. Rough.

Classes start tomorrow. We go to the Sorbonne in the morning to learn our grammar class placement & have the lit class in the afternoon--five hours of class in all. We get a nice three-hour lunch break, though.

Saturday we took an amazing excursion to Rouen (which is in Normandy) and Giverny, where Monet's home & gardens are located. We left at 8 a.m.; I tried to find a boulangerie (bakery) that was open to get some coffee and a croissant before we left, but the French are kind of lazy (a.k.a. they're my kind of people). They don't go to work until 10 a.m., so the earliest anything is open is 9 a.m.; even later on weekends. So I just went to the trusty McDonald's, where they sell croissants and the smallest glasses of orange juice ever (I see why the French are so thin; they smoke all the time so they have no appetites and can thus somehow subsist on the smallest glasses of orange juice ever).

Sooo the bus ride to Rouen was about two hours through the countryside. The city itself is tiny and extremely historical. We saw some AMAZING cathedrals and a little square with buildings from the 1300's, during the height of the Black Plague. The people used to dump bones there because the cemetaries were overflowing. There were lots of skulls and crossbones & other macabre art decorating the dark wood; apparently people would go there to look at the bones and reflect on how likely it was that they'd die in the near future, which I'm sure was uplifting. The buildings are now where Rouen's art school is located--I can't even imagine what it would be like to go there every day for class without a second thought.

The site of Joan of Arc's burning at the stake is also located in Rouen.

We had an hour or so to eat lunch and walk around downtown around the little shops--we went inside Hermes, which was pretty exciting if unattainable. I definitely want to buy a pretty scarf while I'm here (but preferably one that doesn't cost 275 euro).

After we came back to the bus we drove to Giverny and bought tickets to see the gardens and Monet's home. The gardens were exactly what you'd expect to be the inspiration of an Impressionist painter--lots of wildflowers, lack of structure, something to see everywhere you turned. There were also several Japanese bridges on the pond in the water garden, which had adorable lily pads (a few of the lilies, both white and pink, were in bloom).

The home was Victorian and gorgeous, with amazing views of the gardens from the upstairs. Each room was monochromatic--the dining room was a cheerful bright yellow. Japanese woodcut art lined most of the walls; clearly Monet was pretty obsessed with the "japonisme."

Outside, you could go inside Monet's studio, which is now the gift shop. I bought a pretty print for my room next year. Jenni and I were wandering through the gift shop when we were stopped by an old woman who asked us where we were from; she was American, too, and turned out to be the director of museum volunteers. She'd been coming to Giverny since 1980 to give tours and lectures on Monet, his life and his art (I assume she was an art history professor, but she wouldn't tell me what she did; she just said, "I just love everything!"). She sat us down on a couch in the studio (which we learned had actually belonged to Monet) and told us all about Monet and his family for about thirty minutes; it was a really nice gesture, a special way to experience the museum.

We came home after we were done at Giverny and I took a nap & then went down the road with Arden to get some dinner (brie & biscottes). We went up to the terrace and sat up there drinking wine with our entire group; it was really nice to get to know them. I admittedly got pretty inebriated; still trying to learn to like wine. We got kicked off the terrace when it closed at 11 p.m. and I walked Arden home (she's in a hotel for now since my French roommate hadn't moved out yet).

The next morning we got up pretty early and took the metro to the Arc de Triomphe, which was huge. Then we made our way all the way down the Champs-Elysees (most of the shops were closed, though, because it was a bank holiday..also everything just has really weird hours here). We saw Cartier, Louis Vuitton, LADUREE (I'll go back and get some macaroons, Becca, I promise!), etc.

At the end of the Champs-Elysees (which is SUPER long..we walked at least five miles on Sunday) are the Grand Palais and Petit Palais, which are now art museums; one currently houses an Andy Warhol exhibit. There's also a gorgeous bridge, across which lies the French Institute (where l'Academie Francaise meets--I NEED to tour it; I'm such a nerd). After the two palaces is l'Obelisque, which is located at the site where Marie Antoinette was beheaded. It's kind of tall & has incoherent hieroglyphics all over it, and it mirrors the Arc de Triomphe at the other end of the Champs-Elysees. When you cross the street, you usually only make it halfway, where there are little islands of traffic respite because you'd meet certain death if they weren't there--there are no real lanes to speak of, and definitely no speed limits. I feared for my life even when I was safely planted on the oasis with all the Mercedes-Benz automobiles whizzing by (even the buses, ambulances, etc. are Mercedes here!).

After the Obelisque come les Jardins de Tuileries, which is a fabulous garden with sculptures, fountains and children's playgrounds (along with thousands of people milling around everywhere destroying artistic photographs). We ate at an overpriced cafe in the park. I got a hot dog with cheese, but the cheese was fried all around the hot dog and it was in a baguette and basically it was just NOT what I was expecting & I was kind of hungover, so I asked the waiter for a green salad, which made my lunch cost 11 euro, but I seriously could NOT stomach the hot dog.

After lunch we walked to the other end of the park, which had a sculpture garden that served as the foyer to the front of the Louvre, which is tremendously huge. We didn't go inside, but we sat outside near the glass pyramids on the edge of a fountain and people-watched for a while (by the way, I can kind of see why the French were so pissed off when they erected the pyramids in front of the Louvre..as if the huge palace wasn't gorgeous enough and desperately needed huge glass obstructions to beautify it). It was crazy to hear so many different languages as people walked by. A man next to us was feeding all of the gigantic pigeons from his hand, making them fly up near our faces, which was extremely frightening.

We walked back to the Foyer past Notre Dame, which is also (shockingly) huge as well as exceedingly crowded. We might return there on Wednesday afternoon since we don't have our literature class that day.

By the time we finally trudged home, I was pretty much dying. I was tragically sunburned, my feet hurt, and I had a massive headache (I'm sure all the wine from the night before didn't help with that one). I took a long nap, woke up and walked to the McDonald's since it was the only eatery still open around 9 (it's completely light out here until like 10 p.m., by the way, which is kind of unnerving). I had great difficulty ordering a plain quarter pounder ("Je veux juste le fromage, le boeuf et le pain...oui, JUSTE le fromage, le boeuf et le pain...oui, SANS les autres choses...merci..."--I should really learn the word for "plain"), but I was extremely satisfied once I finally sat down to eat.

Later that night I attempted to find places to Skype people since I still don't have Internet in my room. I went to the solarium on the 7th floor, but apparently I was too late because the front desk guy came and kicked me out; it closes at 11 p.m. Soooo I headed down two floors to the library, where I couldn't call anyone (too quiet!), but I could at least write a blog post and check Facebook, etc. The same guy came up to kick me out and lock up the bibliotheque at 1 a.m., but as he locked the windows, he called me over.

"Viennes ici."

I walked over to the open window. Paris sparkled beyond the balcony.

"There's Les Invalides," he said in French, gesturing, "and the Arc de Triomphe is over there. That's la Defense, and the Sacre Coeur is right there."

He pointed to all the lit-up monuments on the skyline, one by one.

"Mais la lune," il a dit, "est la plus belle chose dans la nuit." ("But the moon," he said, "is the most beautiful thing in the night.")

Friday, May 29, 2009

There's pink toilet paper here, and I'm looking at the Eiffel Tower from my window.

So, I'm totally exhausted, and I still can't believe I'm really here. I'll start from the beginning.

The flight from RDU was delayed, and I was terrified I'd have to catch a later Paris flight and thus be forced to navigate le metro francais all by my lonesome. Luckily, the later connecting flight was still early enough that I caught the flight to Charles de Gaulle in Newark. On the way, I made friends with a girl about my age who had just graduated from culinary school in Charlotte and was on her way to her best friend's wedding in San Diego. We had fried chicken together for lunch, and I lamented that it would be the last time I'd have shitty American food for a long time. On the flight to Newark I chatted with the computer hardware engineer/Latin dancer sitting next to me the whole time. Interesting conversation about politics and the nature of passion; he was a nice guy, but we didn't agree on anything. Love it.

Finally I got to Newark, met up with four other girls from my program (they're all fabulous, by the way) and got on the looooong trans-Atlantic flight (a red-eye). Slept through most of it. Tried to have my first legal taste of alcohol but was tragically denied by the flight attendant. Apparently Continental is a U.S. carrier, and you have to be 21 to drink on board. Unfortunate.

We got to Paris and dragged our ridiculously heavy bags across the airport to the metro station (the airport had actual TOWELS in the bathroom, which was weird). We got on the blue line (although apparently the French don't refer to train routes by color, as in most other countries. Instead one must know the name of the line or its final destination to be understood) and headed to the Luxembourg station, where it was just a 5-minute walk to our dormitory, le Foyer International des Etudiantes. It's an international dorm in the heart of Paris (the 5th arrondissement dans le Quartier Latin, to be exact). The dormitory is just a short walk to the Seine (and all of the monuments that line it), and the Luxembourg Gardens are immediately across the street. We sat and ate lunch there yesterday and watched people shamelessly make out everywhere (park benches, street corners, in front of fountains, while walking down paths, etc.). Apparently PDA is no big thing here. Other things I've noticed about the French:
  1. They don't wear colors. At all. Their uniform consists of deliberately baggy/nonchalant black, brown and grey clothing. Their hair is an artful mess, and they all look like they've stepped out of the pages of an American Apparel catalogue, which makes no sense, but whatever.
  2. They don't smile at strangers. I've gotten some slightly suspicious looks from people I've glanced at pleasantly on the street.
  3. They smoke. Constantly. And everywhere (this is NOT a stereotype). Even the high schoolers are blazing away outside their little lycee. It kind of makes me want a cigarette, not gonna lie; but I shall resist.
  4. They don't have tons of patience for non-French speakers. It's not that they get mad if you try to speak to them in broken French, they just automatically reply in English because their English is guaranteed to be approximately 84920842 times better than your French, and it's more efficient that way.

More to come.

So today we had our orientation meetings and placement test, which was pretty difficult, but I suppose that's the point. I doubt I'll be placed in the beginner level; probably intermediate or possibly advanced if I somehow did a lot better than I think I did. Some English guy named Simon tagged along with us to lunch at the Resto-U (the student cafeteria for the Sorbonne).

In the afternoon Dr. Costello (program director and professor for our French lit class) taught us all about Paris--its geography, monuments and their locations, public transportation, etc., which was super helpful. Then we went on an hour-long cruise on the Seine, which was touristy & amazing. We saw a TON of monuments and landmarks (la Tour Eiffel, la Cathedrale de Notre Dame, le Louvre, le Musee D'Orsay, l'Obelisque, etc.). I took pictures; will post them soon (once I finally get Internet in my room..at which point I'll also be able to TALK on Skype; kind of rude to chat in the library)! I'm definitely not going to have enough time to see everything I want to while I'm here.

We came back from the riverboat ride and went out to dinner for my birthday (!). We ate at a little taverne, and I had some delicious salmon & vegetables. I tried Jenni's steak tartare, and it was actually pretty delicious. I'd thought it would be just an uncooked slab of meat, but it reminds me of tuna. It was nice to go out to eat; it's been such a weird day that it hasn't really felt like my birthday.

Later we went out to get our drank on (but very mildly; we're all still pretty jet-lagged). I asked some cute French boys how to find la Rue Mouffetard, since I've heard that's where the party's at, and we found our way there with their directions and, naturally, a map. The road was teeming with students, all milling around in the street. Cars drive through very infrequently, and there's a circle in the middle where people chill and drink cheap wine and beer they've bought at the tiny 24-hour supermarket (it kind of reminded me of TJ's on Franklin, except it actually sold food for some reason, too). I and the five other girls I was with each had a glass of wine at a bar (mine was white; I need to learn to like red wine, but it's hard.). We took pictures. Then we went to the market and I bought a 6-pack of Heineken. I drank one at the circle (had to ask a French guy if he had "une chose pour ouvrier cette bouteille"; it was opened before I even finished the query) and brought the rest back to the Foyer since we're most likely throwing a hotel party tomorrow night (three girls are staying at a hotel for a couple days since there aren't enough rooms at the Foyer due to education strikes & exams being postponed).

Well, I'm exhausted and it's almost 1 a.m. here. Tomorrow morning we're heading as a group to the city of Rouen and then going to Giverny, where Monet's home and gardens are (including the Japanese bridge from several of his paintings). On Sunday we're hoping to tackle the "Grand Axe," a straight route of significant sites including the Arc de Triomphe, Champs-Elysees, Jardin de Tuileries, Louvre, etc.

Bonsoir!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Getting ready...

I'm currently preparing to head overseas for the very first time, and I'm exceedingly excited (but not so excited that I'm not attempting to legally acquire several doses of Xanax for the plane rides there and back--not such a big fan of flying).

My plan is to study French at the Sorbonne in Paris for a month and then backpack through Europe with one of my best friends for three whirlwind weeks--to England, the Netherlands, Germany, Switzerland and finally back to France.

Seeing as we live in an increasingly connected & global society, there are several fabulously convenient and technologically advanced ways to reach me while I'm away:


  • Facebook (obviously..because I'd most likely die without Facebook)--I'll check as often as I can & upload approximately 34284902 pictures!
  • Email-- josephsonL@gmail.com
  • Skype--I currently have the capability to talk with you via instant message, voice and video chat. I can also call your phone from my computer (and vice versa)!

username: leah377

phone number: (919) 926-0409 (yes, it's a local call, and yes, I have voicemail; leave me a nice message!)

  • Snail mail--In case you have the burning desire to send me something by way of post, I'll be staying here (room # TBA):

Foyer International des Etudiantes

93, boulevard Saint-Michel

75005 Paris

France

  • Cell phone--I'll have one, but it's exorbitantly expensive and thus will be used solely for emergencies, like ordering a pizza.

Keep in touch & I'll keep you updated on this site and on Facebook!